Here are some dumb blond jokes from the book '100% Blonde Jokes'.
Give Her Another Chance One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world
that blondes aren't dumb. They begged: "Ask any of us any question, and we will show
you that we're not dumb." The group caught the attention of a passer by, who
volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a
blonde out of the crowd. She got up on the car too and the man asked: "What is the
first month of the year?" The blonde responded: "November?"
"Nope," said the man. At this point the crowd began to chant, "Give her
another chance, give her another chance." So the man asked: "What is the capital
of the USA ?" The blonde responded: "Paris?" So the crowd began chanting
again: "Give her another chance, give her another chance." The man said:
"Okay, but this is the last one. What is one plus one?" The blonde replied:
"Two?" "Give her another chance, Give her another chance." screamed
the crowd.
New Cell Phone A blonde gets a new cell phone from her husband. The next day she goes to
Wal-Mart and her phone rings, so she answers it. It was her husband. He says, "How's
the new cell phone?" She replied, "Great...but how did you know I was at
Wal-Mart?"
Blonde Shoots Herself A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip
of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor
asked her. Well, I was trying to commit suicide, the blonde replied. "What?"
sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"
"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the
chest." "And then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth,
and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself
in the mouth." "And then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I
thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I
pulled the trigger."
Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes... This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick
her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said,
'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
Blonde Interview A blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer
starts with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde
counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "Ehhhh... 22!"
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell
us your height, please?" The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from
her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her
head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!" This isn't
looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the interviewee won't
have to count, measure, or look up. "Just to confirm for our records, your name
please?" The airhead bobs her head from side to side for about ten seconds, mouthing
something silently to herself, before replying "MANDY!" The interviewer is
completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "What in the world were you doing when I
asked you your name?" "Ohhhh, that!" replies the airhead, "I was just
running through that song - 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday
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